Minor in Possession

Bush's daughter cited for having alcohol

President [sic] Bush's 19-year-old daughter, Jenna, was cited early Friday for alcohol possession by a minor, police said. The ticket was issued by Austin police who were checking for minors in possession of alcohol at nightclubs along the city's popular East Sixth Street.

Bush, a freshman at the University of Texas at Austin, was one of six who were cited at the bar. Two Secret Service agents had accompanied Bush to the bar, but they remained outside.
--From the Vancouver, Washington, Columbian, April 28, 2001

Chip off the old block, hunh?

About three weeks later, both the Bush girls were cited for trying to buy alcohol. I hope these incidents will convince their father that he can quit trying to pretend what great moral leaders the Bush family are.

July 2002: They've been at it again. Photographed drinking in a club in New York, I think it was, or Washington, maybe. Anyway, they are still underage, but like the rest of the Bush tribe, they can get away with anything. Even stealing elections. And the cousin, Jeb's daughter, was in jail for a parole offense. Fine Christian family, indeed.

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